Hi, I’m Cassi Carver, paranormal dating expert and author of Slayer’s Kiss. I’m so excited to be visiting Fiction Vixen the day before Valentine’s Day! I’ve read a lot of paranormal romance and urban fantasy over the years, so I’m highly qualified to give you some tips on what to look for in a Valentine’s date. We’re going to be covering the 
two P’s of successful dating on the day of St. Valentine: partner and preparation.
First of all, you need to decide what type of partner you are looking for. For those of you in a committed relationship—partner problem solved. To prepare, simply communicate to your man your exact wishes for this special day—in writing, preferably three weeks in advance, with daily pop-up reminders—and provide a link to some nice jewelry online.
But for our single sisters, you have a plethora of partner options ranging from vampires, werewolves and fallen-angels, to the human guy at the Laundromat who seems to have no special powers at all, but has just offered you a slightly used dryer sheet and a waggling brow.
This is an important decision, ladies, because you cannot properly plan or prepare until you know what sort of creature you’ll be dealing with. Once you’ve identified the species of your choice, let him know. Don’t be afraid to be bold and declare your intentions. (Unless he’s a species that has been known to snack on humans, such as a vampire or a zombie, in which case—be a little afraid.)
If you’ve chosen a werewolf, simply walk by him. If his nostrils flare and he follows—you’re probably his mate. If you’ve chosen a vampire, I suggest leaving your neck free of perfumes and clunky jewelry; an unencumbered neck is all it takes to interest this boy. If you’ve chosen a fallen angel, now would be a good time to show off that butterfly tattoo you’ve been hiding to highlight your love of winged things. And if you’re in the mood for something more human, try a local bar. Hold direct eye contact with any appealing male for five seconds with a half-smile in place, and watch what happens. Studies show it works like a charm.
So now you’ve chosen your Valentine’s mate—I mean date—he knows you’re interested and he’s asked you out for the following night. How do you prepare?
Shaving your legs is generally a good start—unless your date has fur in his other form. Shaving can be seen as insensitive and is to be avoided if your date is any sort of were (but it’s highly recommended for your typical human). Vampires are easy to please so long as you have a pulse, but I suggest a multivitamin or iron supplement before you leave the house. And if the man who picks you up flew in on his own two wings…leave your skirt at home. Pants will be much more comfortable (and less embarrassing for passers-by) if your high-flying suitor wraps you in his arms and takes to the skies.
So you’ve found a partner, you’ve prepared for all contingencies, now have fun! Valentine’s Day only comes around once a year!
Thank you for attending my workshop today! For more information on paranormal dating and the mating habits of supernatural creatures, be sure to check out my new release, Slayer’s Kiss, or contact me on the web.
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Giveaway
If you would like to be entered to win a digital copy of Slayer’s Kiss, simply comment below on which paranormal creature would be your ideal Valentine’s date. Two winners will be chosen at random. Remember, have fun tomorrow, but be smart and stay safe. Brainless only works for zombies.
Open to: US and international entries. You have until end day Feb. 17 to enter, winner will be announced soon after.
Giveaway sponsored by: Cassi Carver
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Fallen angel or demon. He doesn’t have to be perfect!
Thanks for stopping by, Min! I obviously have a soft spot for fallen angel heroes, too. And you’re right…what fun would it be if he were perfect?
I’m going with an oldie but favorite – werewolf or a large werecat type like a werelion or weretiger…..I just think they are so sexy! Thanks for the giveaway.
You can’t go wrong with a were, Maria! (Except maybe some type of were rodent.) Good choice on the werelion and weretiger! Thanks for stopping by!
I’m old school. I like werewolves. grrrrr But then they eat a lot. He’ll probably eat my Valentines chocolate. Maybe a vampire then?
I’m thinking a date with a werewolf would be worth buying a second box of chocolates! Grrrr is right!
LOL, love this post, Cassi! I’d definitely pick an incubus. I mean, really think about it. What a great way to feed your man! Everyone wins
Congrats on the new release!
Ahahahaha…incubus!! Of course!
Nice thinking, Angela! ‘Cause really, how can we top an incubus for Valentine’s Day? BUT–you’d better make sure you survive the night!
LOL Great fun and funny post!
I have a man for Valentine’s day – although after so many years of marriage I’m thinking the daily pop up may not be a bad idea – thanks for the tip.
However if I wasn’t attached I’d have to choose a were for my date. Preferably a wolf or a cat shifter of some sort. I think I might shave my legs anyway, just to soothe that human side of the guy (and me).
Ha! That’s true, Tracy! I mean, if you’re going to accept your were as he is, whiskers and all, he should accept you and your smooth legs (and maybe he even likes hair-free humans). Every relationship requires compromise.
LOL!!!! Great blog Cassi! Your dating tips are right on and and your book sounds wonderful!
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Your comment came out just perfect, Marie! Thank you so much for stopping by! Have a happy Valentine’s Day!
Love that relationship advice, Cassi! Especially the walking by a werewolf advice. LOL!
Thanks for visiting, Melissa! I’m thinking if your Valentine’s date wasn’t already a hunky fisherman, it would be any paranormal hero that rode in on horseback with a black Stetson on his head!
I am going with a fallen angel…..devilish with still some angel in him….love the comment about the right attire for the fyling date very very good advice….
Ha! I agree, Khriste! And practical can also be sexy. Whether or not you’re giving the whole neighborhood a show is the last thing you need to be thinking about when a fallen angel finally sweeps you off your feet!
Hi Cassi! Loved your dating advice! If I wasn’t married, I’d definitely go for a fallen angel – love the idea of some high-flying romance!
Flying would be the ultimate adventure for me, Janet! When people ask the “What sort of animal would you be…” question, I always pick an eagle. So I suppose I could also date and be “turned” by a were-eagle. That would work, too.
I’d have to go with a were as well – all that fur could be really snuggly, right?
Hi, Rebe! Thanks for stopping by and commenting! I’m thinking, judging from the avatar, you’d choose a were in the canine family? Werewolf, perhaps? They’re pretty darn furry!
Well since Hubby is kinda furry & I get to pick I would have to stick with the furry types-they can keep you really warm & cuddley on a cold winter’s night-and go for a werewolf!
Hi, Kerry! The weres are pulling ahead in the race! I hear you on the warm and cuddley thing. Who doesn’t love warm and cuddley?!? Thanks for stopping by!
Great paranormal dating advice! I’m such an animal lover that I would have to go with someone in the Were group. Preferably a wolf or cat shifter but then again if I was his mate it wouldn’t matter what he shifted into! LOL! Thanks for the giveaway!
Hi, Susan! I think a wolf or cat shifter would be awesome! But you’re right…if you were his mate you’d think he was awesome no matter what he shifted into. There must be a life lesson in there somewhere.
LOL!!! Awesome post! Thanks for the giveaway and I went and checked this book out and it looks fabulous! Added to my wishlist
I’m kinda attached to my boytoy, finally got him trained, so don’t really have need for a “date”. But…… I think I’d go for a fallen angel. Love the idea of flying and I hear weres are a wee bit possessive
Yay, Erin! Thanks for stopping by and for adding Slayer’s Kiss to your TBR list! I love fallen angels, but beware…then can be pretty possessive, too! Maybe you’re better off with your boy-toy, especially if he’s already trained!
Hmmm, I seem to have a soft spot for Weres lately. That macho alpha personality really appeals to me. : ) Though, the bad boy fallen angel would be awesome too (especially if he was coverd in tats)!
Your book sounds fun and I can’t wait to read it!
Hi, Sherry! Thank you for visiting! The weres are definitely in the lead! At this rate, we would need a entire pack of Valentine’s weres! (My were-writer friends are going to be THRILLED when I tell them!) And as for tats…*swoon* A tatted were is totally possible!
Great advice, Cassi! Congrats on your debut book. Can’t wait to read it!!!
Thanks for stopping by, Jinhee! Since I know you enjoy historicals, I’m going to choose a vampire for you. I can totally see you at a vampire ball!
Yummm…love vampire. thanks for settin’ me up, sista!
Today I think I would like a superman, be he angel, demon, or vamp who could take me flying in the clouds and see the night stars, I just want to fly over the city, and if Eric Northman is available I will certainly make the time to be available LOL Thank you for the fun. I think Slayer’s Kiss looks awesome and I would love to read it. Thank you for the giveaway opportunity.
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Hi, Denise! Eric Northman, huh? *swoon* Has Eric ever flown Sookie around the city? I can’t remember. If he hasn’t, that needs to happen next book! Let’s ask Charlaine Harris if she’ll write it in for us.
Thank you for stopping by!
I’m going with Vampire! Sucking and biting the neck while other “things” are going on………yes definatlely!!!! LOL Thank you for the giveaway and this was a great post!
Go, vampires!! Good choice, Stacy! They haven’t been getting as much love as the shifters today and I think a vampire would a very hot Valentine’s date! Thank you for leaving a comment!
My perfect paranormal date would a tall dark and gorgeous vampire. He has been around for a while and he could teach you many things in the bedroom and out of it. Tore923@aol.com
Hi, Victoria! You’re the third vamp vote in a row and you know what that means, don’t you? Clearly the vamp lovers only come out at night!! You would be the perfect Valentine’s date for a sexy vamp!
Thanks for stopping by!
I’ll stick with my mate of > 60 years, even if he does have skinny, hairy legs.
Toni
Ah, yes, Toni. The mate bond. You’re wise to follow your heart and your instincts and stick with your mate for Valentine’s day! And as we’ve discovered, hairy can be a good thing. It keeps you warm and snuggly at night.
I kind of have a thing for the Fae so I think I would like to be Fae!
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Jen, I think you are the first to mention the Fae! Perhaps your deep connection to them means you are a lost Fae princess. Really, it’s not impossible…so if a dark Fae prince comes to your door tomorrow, take the leap and be his Valentine!
Thanks for the tips!
The slightly used dryer sheet and the wagging of eyebrows…he’s my choice 
lol. I can’t decide between Vampire and Fallen Angels…hmmm maybe both, one for Lunch and one for dinner…
Hi, Chelsea! You never know about the dryer sheet guy. Superman looked pretty dorky as Clark Kent, right? I think it would all come down to the abs. I mean, I’d prefer the vampire or fallen angel, but if dryer sheet guy was HAWT, why count him out? (And I think you still had a breakfast appt available.)
Ha! I’ve got my iron supplement ready…
Bring on my vampire valentine! LOL
Fun blog Cassi!!!
Congratulations on the new release!!!
Lisa
Thanks for commenting, Lisa! And I know just what vampire that would be… how about the oh-so-sexy Calisto from Night Walker? No one knows him as well as you do.
I am going with a werewolf. I love wolves, they are just plain sexy. I love that alpha male, protective, and fantastic body. Plus I am sure that they are very sexual and love to do it doggie style. LOL. Just kidding.
Thanks for the chance to win. this is a new author for me and always looking for new books and authors to check out.
I love werewolves, too, Chris! Why is it that we associate hot bodies with weres? Is it that they morph back into human perfection after every shift? You’ll have to let us know the secret if a werewolf invites you out tonight!
Fun post. I loved the aprt about the werewolve’s nostrils flaring. The guy in the bar is pretty funny too. Congrats on the new release!
Thank you for visiting, Georgie! Since you said earlier you liked Pride and Prejudice, maybe you could go for the zombie-hunting version of Mr. Darcy–like a Pride and Prejudice and Zombies theme! It might work…
Great advice, Cassi! Already have a human hero. But a night with a fallen angel might be wickedly fun.
Congrats on the release!
Thanks for taking the time to comment, Lorien! Yes, a fallen angel would be super fun for Valentine’s Day, but if you already have a hero, you might want to stick with that.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Definitely a vampire for me since they are my fav paranormal creature.
Yes! I love vampires! Especially if they are of the Eric Northman variety. But then if I’m going all TRUE BLOOD on you, Alcide is fast becoming one of my ultimate favorites. Were you thinking more sparkly vampire, or dark and dangerous for Valentine’s Day?
Cassi! I’m *so* excited to read this book. I can’t believe it’s finally out–congrats!
Thank you so much, Chris! Your support and encouragement have been invaluable–not to mention your awesome books, which have provider me much reading pleasure when I needed to take off my writer hat for awhile.
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hi Cassi, great advice
too bad i only manage to read them after the V-day passed 
That’s okay, Sienny! There are 364 other date days this year. Go out and make it happen, girl!
Hey, Fiction Vixen fans, I just wanted to give you an update and tell you that as of today, Slayer’s Kiss is in the top ten bestsellers at Samhain Publishing! Your support really made a difference! *hugs*
Well, if my fallen angel could be Jim Heron, I would go for him for sure!
Im going to go with a dragon shifter. That way I get the hunky man and someone who could fly me around.
I want going with Archangel Raphael, love when i read about him.
Congrats your book in top ten bestsellers at Samhain Publishing!
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