I am a huge fan of the Black Dagger Brotherhood series. It’s one of my all time favorite vampire series because it’s so unique. The Brothers are over the top, bad ass and they always go big. But I sometimes get impatient waiting for the next book in the series, and a vixen can only re-read the sexy scenes stories so many times before she starts jonsein’ for a BDB fix. So, I’ve taken to making up my own BDB stories to get me through the dry spells. I thought, in honor of the Lover Mine release on April 27th, I would share with you my follow up to Z and Bella’s story. Make yourself comfortable, and enjoy.
Z and Bella have settled into married life and like every newly married couple, they’ve hit a few bumps in the road. They’re taking things day by day but life in the mansion can get stressful and take it’s toll. Being a sexy ass vamp and rockin’ hot shellan just isn’t all it’s cracked up to be sometimes. So…
In the Brotherhood Mansion somewhere in Caldwell, New York…
Z: Damn Bella, you’re HUGE!
Bella: Look Z, I’ve been going through a lot. Life with you is not easy and I like chocolate, you do the math. Lay off me man.
Z: Sit down here so I can see you at least.
Bella: Why, what could you possibly have to say to me? We never talk anymore. You’re so distant!
Z: I don’t know Bella. I’m just—look, here’s the sitch. I’m going through some stuff too man. I went through a lot back in the day. I’ve got issues. (only I’m not hitting the chocolate like some people around here) *rolls eyes*
Bella: I feel like I don’t know you anymore Z.
Z: My head is all screwed up Bella. I gotta find a way to blow off some steam. Poppin’ a cap in a lesser’s ass and drinking a 40 just isn’t doing it for me any more. I had to find another way to work this shit out.
Bella: Oh sweet Virgin, Z. No! You haven’t found someone else have you?
Z: No Bella, no, I would never. I love you man. Shit, I’d sooner shoot my own leg off…no wait, that’s Phury. But anyway, no Bella. Here’s the thing. I’ve been wearing women’s clothes. It soothes me. Puts me in a happy place. I’m not no pansy ass bitch, but there’s just something about the feel of silky panties against my…well, you get the picture.
Bella: What? Women’s clothes? Dear Virgin of the Fade. Z.
Z: Check out this sweet number I just picked up.
Bella: What the…Is that a Chole original from the Stella McCartney spring line? No effing way!!
Z: You know it baby, only the best.
Z: And you know I’ve always loved to sing. Well, you know the business trips I’ve been taking? I uh…I’ve been going to Vegas to cross dresser conventions where I am a well know cabaret entertainer named Trhixie. Shit Bella, I finally feel like I fit in. This is it for me.
Bella: Well is that right Mr. Bad-Ass, I-Wear-A-Dress and sing like a priss? Well I’ve got some news for you!
Bella: Yeah, that’s right, while you’ve been out doing god knows what, I’ve been hanging around in a little town in the Pacific North West with a certain sparkly vampire. That’s right. You drove me to it Z! You’re never home. Edward and I, well…he’s kind of a pansy ass but shit, he sparkles in the sun!!
Z: I’m going to KILL him Bella, KILL HIM!!!
Bella: Phewf, Z, is that your bonding scent? Or do you need Fritz to buy you more deodorant?
Z: Bella, I love you. We can work this out. That sparkly asshole is dust! Please say you’ll forgive me and have me back.
Bella: Oh, Z, you are everything to me. Forgive me for being lured by the shiny one. Let’s go shopping! They’re having a huge sale at Victoria’s Secret and I know just the thing that will compliment that huge scar across your face.
And they lived happily ever after. Until I start jonsein’ for another episode of BDB Vixen Style. 
Ok, I hope you enjoyed my little fan fic version of “Z and Bella Married Life”. If not, I’m sorry. (I’m not) But just to make sure you leave here happy, I’ve got a signed copy of Lover Mine to giveaway to one lucky commenter. All you have to do is leave me a comment here. Tell me anything you want. We’re all family here. Just don’t fart or put your feet on the furniture ok? Contest is open to all and will run until Saturday, April 24th, I’ll announce the winner on Sunday.
Once you’ve left your comment, be sure to head over to Smexy Books, if you haven’t already, and check out her BDB skit (V and Butch get their HEA together). She has a signed copy of Lover Mine to giveaway too!
Stop by KatieBabs blog over at Babbling About Books And More tomorrow, she’ll have a fun BDB post up as well with a giveaway.
Tell your friends now (tweet tweet), the more that merrier I always say.
Read my review of Lover Mine.
Sweety, that was freakin' hilarious! Thanks for the laughs and thanks for the contest. Wish I could come play dolls with you – you have fun dolls!
ZOMG! LOL! Awesome post! I loved the pics and the dialogue! Very creative!
Now I want Lover Mine more than ever!
I loved it! The pictures were awesome in showing the story. Way to go! Great way to start my morning. I'm with you on thinking up my stories about the BDB.
Aubrey
Oh my god. Tears rolling down my cheeks!! Tears!!
You know that they say? The family that lives, germinates, and farts together stays together.
Loved the skit. Heading over to Mandi's now! And I cannot wait to read Lover Mine.
Jaime
ROFL…I just spit the coffee over the table.
Love that line:
Forgive me for being lured by the shiny one.
LOL…great post!! Absolute great!
Bwahahahaha, I almost spit my coffee! Way to funny!
Thanks for the chance and the laugh I will be carrying with me all day!
Bella leaving Z for Edward!!! That's blasphemous!! …But totally hysterical. And you are right, the sparkles almost do make up for the pansy-assedness. Great post!
That was some funny sh!t! Z is now a crossdresser that goes to Vegas to perform. How funny is that! And bella's having an affair with the One Who Sparkles in the Sun. Very original and hilarious. Great job! Gold star for you.
You all are amazing!!! That is so hilarious!! Thank you!!
HI-larious! Hahahaha you and Smexy are just killing me this week!
dear god, LMFAO, you said pansy ass bitch hahahahah
You have no idea how badly I needed a laugh this morning (although diet coke all over my monitor will be hard to explain to the boss-man) – loved this! Thanks!
Dear Virgin of the Fade girl that was TOO FUNNY!
LOL!! Damn Edward and his sparkly powers. He is impossible to resist!
Talk about disturbing…yet wildly entertaining! *applause*
Wonder what book couple you do this for next? *encore* please??
V
This makes me laugh like nothing else. The pose you have Z in as he sits at the piano in his dress is priceless. PRICELESS!!
And Bella is so big..lololololol.
LMFAO! Hysterical! Thanks for the early morning laugh
Z kills Edwards… hmmmm well I am not sure which I would pick should the choice be mine. Actually probably I would go with Z… he is after all more open minded about sex then the 17 year old
LOL. Can no one resist the power of the sparkly one?! This was great. Loved it. Bella and Z are my favourite couple.
OMG, that was LOL hilarious!!!
But srsly, where did you get the Edward doll? You've been holding out on me man!
(no need to enter me, I've pre-ordered my copy:))
This was really funny , I can't believe you had Z as a cross-dresser . This was just as fun as the skit over at Smexy Books .
ROTFLMAO!! Oh man Z in a dress?! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Great job. You and Smexi are freaking hilarious!
R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O! Woot Woot~! That is way to funny! Lol, thanks for making my day!
So, where's the other Bella in all this????
Kate aka YzhaBella's BookShelf
mleger0546(@)rogers(.)com
Oh two of my favorite men.
I love how Bella is so HUGE! Hilarious! These posts are killer. You gals are very talented with the action figures.
That was too funny! Just made my day! =D
I would love to enter the contest!
-cynthia
kayleyj1@yahoo.com
Oh thank you for that! My 4 year old son keeps asking: "Mommy, why are you laughing at the computer?" BAHAHAHA!
Please enter me, and thanks for this awesome prize opportunity!
astewart305(at)rogers(dot)com
This is hilarious! Seriously, the first real laugh I've had all day! Thank you.:)
That was too fucking funny! I loved it! You and Mandi ought to go into directing and writing scripts! LMAO! I love the tattoos on Z! Did you draw those on him?
Please enter me in the contest! Can't wait to see what KAtieBabs has in store too!
Amy J
djsfoxylady@gmail.com
Oh for the love of all things sparkly and shining…I'm crying for laughing so hard.
Downing a 40 & cross dressing.
HILARIOUS!!!!
I'm not ashamed to say…I am about to stage a break in at my local bookstore to get an early copy of Lover Mine.
I've tried bribing the young high school kids that work there in the hopes that they will open the box and slip me a copy…but alas nothing seems to be working.
I think that they now have my pic up in the stockroom and behind the register with a note that says..
DO NOT SELL THIS WOMAN LOVER MINE BEFORE APRIL 27th.
Swear to god. Please put me out of my misery and send me that signed copy. I promise I will name my first born after you.
You can contact me at fontastic(at)hotmail(dot)com
OMG, you just made me choke on my coffee! "Wait, that's Phury" LMAO!
Haha. So funny!
For a minute there I thought you were going to go all Twilight freaky on me…then you clearly saw reason. Whew! LOL!
OMG! This is just pure WIN! LOVE IT! I cannot stop laughing… Z and V are my faves and this has me all teary eyed with laughter. LOL
"(only I’m not hitting the chocolate like some people around here) *rolls eyes*
Bella: I feel like I don’t know you anymore Z." -> HAHAHA
PS: Are you sure I cannot rest my feet on the coffee table? .. shucks!
I think that you are deranged, in the absolute best way possible. That was awesome!
OMG! I almost peed my pants (and after 3 kids, I'm serious
Too funny.
Cute as hell! I foresee this being a major new fun time in the sexybooksblogosphere!
I would love a signed copy of Lover Mine, too. >_>
OMG LMAO – that is just too much!!! But I'm really glad that Z has found his "happy place"…((snort))
Hahaha that was freaking hilarious! I love Zsadist and Bella so much! Thanks for the awesome giveaway!
There are totally tears of laughter in my eyes right about now. LOL.
Thanks for hosting an awesome giveaway!
Thank you for making my day here at work more fun! That was too funny!
LMAO although I don't think the "sparkly one" would really do it for Bella. She's all for badass!
Thanks for the giveaway!
Amy
tnsongbird865@aol.com
OMFG.That was hilarious.I'm still laughing. Love the pics too.
I can't wait for Lover Mine,thanks for the chance to win.
That is freakin' awesome! And of course Edward has to make a cameo appearance! Great job and thanks for the giveaway.
Miranda
I've come back to this awesomeness three times today to giggle. THANK YOU!
P
That was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Thanks for sharing!
Your reenactment totally brought back memories from my childhood. Giant Barbie Dolls and GI Joes. But the Edward dude…where in the heck did you get the lookalike?
Anyway, I'm so down with Lover Mine. Sign me up!
I am so confused. Edward was there? And the mansion is full of pastels and pinks.
When Bella is leering over the piano, she looks like she wants to eat Z! NOOOOOO! Oh my, I think I am having Chucky flashbacks.
It looks like you had fun. Thanks for the laugh!
this so totally made my day. i nearly peed my pants.
OH Z! I never would've thought he would do that but whatever makes him happy. And Bella stepping out with Edward Cullen, pleassse why take the sparkle when you have Z, even if he likes to wear women's clothes.
Oh and what is with Edward and people named Bella? Good thing Z took care of him!
I love you man. Shit, I’d sooner shoot my own leg off…no wait, that’s Phury.
HAAAA!!!!
Thanks for this!! Please enter me for LM. I'm almost finished with Rehv's story, and the only way I might cope until LM comes out is through the puppet show re-enactments on these blogs. Sp great!
Kristin
I adore Edward, but the brothers will always win out. I am off to play with some dolls while I wait impatiently for John Matthew.
Wow, you really went through a lot of effort for us to have a nice laugh. That was very creative and funny….Stacy
ROFL!!!!
OMG that is too funny girl! Love it!
MsM
Gah, i want that picture of Z in a dress out of my head!LOL
thanks for my morning entertainment. email's experiencing issues and giving me loads of stress but i'm grinning because i love anything z & b!
No farting? Boo! It is my most favorite thing to do >.<
Haha, I totally want in on this contest! Your pictures made me laugh out loud… great story. Hahah.
Great fan fic! Made me chuckle this morning
Too Funny! Gotta love Zsadist.
Very funny I love how big Bella was although I don't think I can imagine Z in dress.
sstrode@scrtc.com
That was funny. Thanks for posting it. I love Z. Heck I love them all. I can't wait for Lover Mine. I want it so bad
*hastily takes feet off coffee table*
Sorry about that.
Trhixie – LULZ!!
I would love to win a copy! You know I'm crazy for the first few books but after the last ones, I can't bring myself to pay hardcover prices… so it's either the library or waiting for paperback for John Matthew and me.
Oh God, I just fell off my chair laughing so hard and now my bottom hurts.
At least I won't have an issue with standing for my interview later… LOL
Great post, as always! You never fail to brighten up my day!
MamaKitty
LOL That was great! But for some reason I couldn't see Z as the cross dresser – Butch, definitely.
Love the pictures!
That was totally funny!! I laughed through the whole thing!!
Thanks for shareing with us!
ritbs.fairy at gmail dot com
You are freakin' hilarious! You and Mandi put a whole new twist on playing house with your dolls! It makes me want to go down to the basement and dig out my daughter's old doll house and Barbies and re-enact some mansion scenes! There might even be a Shave Me Ken doll down there. LOL
Too funny you have to do this again ha
Do you know how hard it is to hide tears and laughter at work?!!! *snorts behind hand, wipes tears*
And not that you added Sparklepire to the mix?!
O.
M.
G.
RFLMAO!! XDD You are made of awesome!
(no need to enter me in contest, I have a signed copy coming.
Oh my…. I LOVE your fan fic version of “Z and Bella Married Life”! You're awesome!
Thank you for this giveaway!^O^
Giada M.
fabgiada @ gmail.com
I actually wasn't the biggest fan of Z until I reread his book. He isn't my favorite now or anything like that but I can see why others love him so much. Love the pictures
Stephanie G
I haven't read anything by Ward, but I do have a few copies of her stuff in my TBR pile. Your fic is hilarious, and I know I would be dying if I actually knew the characters. I just love the "It soothes me" line! He's no pansy ass bitch, haha, sure!
Oh man, that was so great! LOVE JR Ward and the Brothers! Please count me in.
LOL omg I love it! OH I can't wait for Lover Mine to come out! So jealous ya'll got the ARC….
Great Job! Thanks for the chuckle! We can all use one! My favorite line: Is that your bonding scent or does Fritz need to buy you more deodorant?
I haven't personally read the series so the skit didn't really make sense to me lol, but my mom is a HUGE fan of the series. She's already preordered Lover Mine but I would love to win a signed copy for her! It would be her first signed book!!
Thanks for the chance!
This is so cute, loved it! Please enter me the book sounds great!
lead[at]hotsheet[dot]com
That is soon to be a CLASSIC! OMG, love it! And it's my fav Brother too… haahaahaa. What I want is more please!
Thanks for that and the contest,
-Lisa
alifeboundbybooks at hotmail dot com
That's a great skit! I wish I'd had that much fun with my Barbie's when I was younger. They were never that exciting when I owned them.
Thanks for the contest! I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
joderjo402 AT gmail DOT com
I love it. The only thing that could have made this better was if the house was made out of toothpicks and peas.
-bondind scent- you had it all.
lol, enter me please
crazy_canadian_chick37 at hotmail dot com
@Stephanie G – oh see! Z was my fav!!
ROFLMAO!!!! I'm laughing so hard I almost peed my pants!!! You are too funny girl!!!
ROTFL You and Smexy should get together and write a new blog. All sorts of fun could be had with these stories.
My. Stomach. Hurts. From. Laughing.
Reminds me of a crazy stop-action movie a friend and I made with action figures. It was quite lewd.
You so have to do this again.
I had to read this in a completely silent room. My stomach hurts from trying to keep my laughs in.
Gratuitous name dropping FTW!
Well done. Well done I say. ::slow clap::
Oh no! Do not mess with Z, you evil evil woman
*giggles a bit*
Though it is kind of funny, and kick some sparkly ass Z
BWAHA! Thrixe! Hilarious!
please count me in for the giveaaway lol.
Well I didn't fart, but you did almost make me pee on myself. C'mon Z a cross dressing lounge singer??? LMAO
Too, too funny. Thanks for a good laugh.
OMG, and I thought I had it bad! I have to admit, I will never look at Z the same way again.
Thanks for the laugh, def needed a BDB fix
If you pick me not only do I promise not to put my feet up on the furniture, I'll even use a coaster.
Thanks for the giveaway!!
tauntsociety@gmail.com
This is TOO FUNNY! You and Smexy are going to have to get iStopMotion program to do some animation! LOL
You forgot to say, "You feel me?"
OMG this is the funniest damn thing I ever saw! LMAO
Good work!
demonloversblog@gmail.com
*whipes tears from eyes* The Stella McCarthy spring line, huh? Hilarious! Loved your fan fic story! I could use the laugh after a long day at the office with four boring meetings. Thanks!
I'd love to win a copy, thanks for the laugh
That was so hilarious.
Crystal816[at]hotmail[dot}com
I've never laughed so hard. That was great!! Terrific contest!!
I had to actually walk away from the computer and scroll the post all the way down to the review so I could even type a comment!!!! LMAOROF and almost almost snorted soda up my nose!!! I will never look at the BDB series in the same way again, if Smexy is as funny as this than I am going to need Therapy.
Count me in would love to get the books, it would start me on the road to the whole series finally as will not read them out of order so it would "force" me to finally give in…
jackie b central texas
ROTFL!!!! Oh I so needed a laugh after this morning.
I LOVE YOU!
I am a Z girl all the way (even have a night shirt with his name on the back in Old English letters), but the idea of him in drag in Vegas pining for Edward…really NO WORDS!!
Guess I need to dig out my leather and whips and move on to my back up…V!
OMG!! ROFLMAO!!That was freaking awesome! Thanks, I really needed a laugh after today. Keep them coming!!
*heads over to Mandi's*
A wonderful end to my evening – How could Bella do that to the Z-man…
and with the sparkly one no less..
E.H>
LMAO so funny! I'll never be able to read about Z without picturing him in a dress!!!! Fab post
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Thanks for hosting the giveaway – I can't wait to read Lover Mine
LOL that was some interesting fanfiction. Thanks for the entertainment.
Dawn
I'm pretty impressed by you and Mandi creating these skits!!!
It's good to know I'm not the only one who lurves BDB!
LMAO!! That was sooo funny and it will help tie me over until next week!
HAHAHAHAHHAA!!! you had me laughing soooo hard! Oh, man.. that was great. LOL I would love to win anyways so please enter me
sexywomenread@yahoo.com
LMAO, that was hilarious!
Who knew Bella like d chocolate so much! Hilarious!
LOL! Great post!
Thanks for the giveaway,
Kelsey
krae991 at yahoo dot com
Very funny Story there FV
I totally adore this series and I think its awesome that you're going to give away such a treasure! This is Sunnshine btw from Facebook and its great to meet someone else that loves the BDB as much as I do!!! Even if I don't win it Congrats to who does because its a real tresure for anyone to get the book let alone a signed copy!
I'm sitting here at a friend's house reading this on her new Ipad and trying to explain why I'm laughing so hard, but since she's never even heard of the Brothers it's pretty hard to explain. I can't wait to read this book.
Jen@delux.com
you are freakin awesome. this is super funny.
This is probably the most entertaining fanfic that I've ever read.
haha.
I haven't read much of the BDBs but I'd like to pick it up.
Enter me please.
peaceloveandpat@yahoo.com
*Howls laughing* omg, I am wiping tears away. I think it's the pink piano that really does it, that & the sparkly asshole comment. LMAO!
you are so twisted FV, I kinda love it
You made my whole day! That was so funny. Even funnier when I got to the part about leaving a comment and said not to fart. LMAO.
Sue B
katsrus(at)gmail(dot)com
LOL! Z in a dress and Bella and Edward getting it on..oh, I just got that one! You and Smexy are so funny! Makes me want to go out and buy Barbies and stuff so I can act out my fav scenes and make up new ones.
that was sooo funny!
omg lol i was in stitches hehe
i love the cross dressing part, and the edward part and all of it really lol
i have been tracking down all of the bdb skits, they're so funny!
thanks for the laugh hun
LOL, that was great!
LOL – Z in a pretty pink dress…the nightmares…
sweeet. i loved it. made me laugh. i look forward to the next one.
OMG! Freakin too funny! Zsadist lover here!!!!!!
I love how they look so out of proportion XD. No really, I do.
That Little Fan Fic Was Too Funny Just As Great As Over At Smexy Books. I Am Reading Lover Unbound Right Now And So Can't Wait For Lover Mine. I So Need That Book. This Series Is Truly Amazing. The World Really Needs More Men Like The Black Dagger Brotherhood Males.
That was truly bizarre in a super funny way, lol! Thanks so much for the fanfic! Now, if only eating chocolate could really make me taller…
OMG! I was so not expecting that! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..hahahahahaha…..hahahahahahahah!
I loved it. A cross dressing Z, whoda' thought. That was great. I loved Bella and Z's story also…cross dresser…he's a puss but he sparkles. That should be a quote at the beginning of a book.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
OMG, I'm LMAO!
That was too funny great job
Oh, that was fabulous!!!! Loved the way Bella loomed over the piano, and Z looked quite pretty in his dresses.
Though I gotta agree with Bella – Z needs to go to VS. He needs to get some nice undies – the wrestler undies just don't go with the dress. lol
LMAO! That was great, absolutely fab!
*snort* this was freakin hilarious!!! You def. gotta keep these going hun!!!!
And i promise to keep my feet off the furniture when i come visit. but the farting part…… i'll try ….. ;0)
Thanks for the giveaway Sweetie!
JoJo
little secret – Mrs FV plays with the dolls every night
. Babe this is so funny…may not have said this for a while – you rock!
That was awesome – now I have to start the BDB series! I'm impressed by your doll collection.. I had no idea they had a Edward one.. not that I would buy it or anything.. hehe….does it sparkle?
That is so awesome!
You should do one for every couple in the books as a tribute…..
LOL!!
That was fabulous!!
The mental image of Z in a dress….
I laughed so hard. I love the addition of Edward into the story too.
I loved it! You even speak "warden speak". But my favorite line has to be "Edward and I, well…he’s kind of a pansy ass but shit, he sparkles in the sun!!
Too funny. Best laugh I've had all day.
Hehe Hilarious.
I saved this treat until I got home as checking out Smexy's post while at work was a big mistake!
I love the army boots and white chiffon – such a fashion statement!
Can't wait til you get bored again.
OMG.. this was fantastic.great dress choice.LMAO. Thank you so much.. I really needed this, and hope you do many many more.
Oh my god that was totally hilarious!
I loved the part when Z dressed up in women's clothes!
Haha, this was great! Loved your captions of Z's little fashion show and him playing the piano and singing!! Haha!
Will tweet this, others have to see this too ;-D
stella.exlibris (at) gmail DOT com
This was too funny; I loved it!
And Z is my favorite brother, too.
Thanks,
Tracey D
booklover0226 at gmail dot com
I loved Reading that <3 so funny.
I thought the best was when you talked about Edward xD
greendaygirl2009@gmail.com
OMGG that was freaking HILARIOUS!!!! haha..I cant stop laughing
AWESOME! And even awesomer contest;)
Thanks!
Anja_Kapllani@web.de
Wait! Hold on! I am still laughing my guts out!! My sides are aching! That was very refreshing and great fun!!
And please enter me for the contest
frndz.debas@gmail.com
Commenting for a chance to win the signed copy of Lover mine.
OMFG!! Girl, you got me at work weak, dying myself laughing! My co-workers are looking at me like I'm crazy.That was too funny.. I am so sharing this link on my blog!!
Tawania
http://www.wickedreadingsbytawania.blogspot.com
That was FABULOUS! Good thing I'm home alone while reading, although I worry the neighbors might have heard me laughing. And I'd really love to win Lover Mine.
tawnyamayo@yahoo.com
Thanks!
Way to rock those knee pads, Z!
I wish I had a doll house.
Thanks.
dorcontest at gmail dot com
*gasp* That is just *gasp* so, so *snort* frakkin' funny…. hahahahaha
Good for you!
Jeri
jmattesonhughes@gmail.com
So funny…I was laughing even before Edward showed up…LMAO
Thanks for contest
OMG that was so hilarious!!!! Z as a cross dessing Vegas piano man – LMAO!!!
Are you planning more fan fic? You should – this was great!
Really funny!
Like a lot of other people I can't wait to read this newest book.
Thanks for the funny and the contest.
LOL you just made my day. How much fun are you??? Thanks for the laugh!
TOO funny!
Can't wait for Lover Mine!
LOLing hard at this!
Very funny – thanks for the laughs
Sarah M.
OMG!! LMAO! That is so Wrong!! I just can't picture Z in woman's clothes!!
I couldn't order a signed copy of Lover mine, because both my husband and myself are currently unemployed. He lost his job in February and I lost mine in November. So I would LOVE to win a copy!!!
Thanks for the laugh!!!
Suniannie
Dsuni@hotmail.com
-"Shit, I’d sooner shoot my own leg off…no wait, that’s Phury."
Where do you come up with your ideas girls?! Laugh out loud funny. Great job!
I'm with Z – Edward needs to be killed for the temptation of sparkly-ass skin. *Snickers.*
Thanks for the shots – cracked me up so bad!
LOL – I needed that! Thanks for the hilarious post! I love it!
OMG I was on the floor laughing!! So funny!! Loved the women's clothing thing. I'm still all giggly.
LoL @ you!! That put a smile on my face today.
The Edward part was great. Thanks.
OMJ You guys are seriously Funny, i cant believe now is when im seing this,lol
http://twilightsdance.blogspot.com/
Too funny!! The dolls provided the perfect visuals!
OMG. You just made my night.
"Forgive me for being lured by the shiny one. "
Love it!
OMG!! Classic post. Would love the chance to win
tenasocal@aol.com
This was so cute and funny I had to share it with my hubby..you did a super great job of pulling this off. susan Leech
I’ve never read the Black Dagger Brotherhood, but after that I’m now dying to! It was hilarious and though I’m sure that isn’t how the actual books go i’m now vying to read ‘em.
Hilarious!!
That is brilliant! I love it
Thanks for the great laugh!
mjog ahugavert, takk
wayyy to late for the sined book but there was no way i could NOT tell you how freakin funny that was!! its offical ur my hero